Very Small Albanian loses Tooth

News just in. Serious assault at Willesden Green.

This is so very local. It reads like a personal message to some unidentified "lads" broadcast to everyone arriving at Willesden Green tube one morning this week. So what's the story? I'm intrigued. Who are these lads - did they know this Albanian and how small was he - presuming it was a 'he'? Was the tooth loss accidental or deliberate? How serious was the assault - the message at the end seems to imply these lads were larking around... drinking... ?